Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Just invented taco cereal.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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