Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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