If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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