"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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