so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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