I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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