you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'm bleeding and have questions
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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