I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
it hurts more in the daytime
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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