I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
