The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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