Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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