I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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