His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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