Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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