FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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