I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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