we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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