Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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