3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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