all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
is it fun? or sober?
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