I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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