For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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