what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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