I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Randomize
