spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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