He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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