dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
This house was built for laser tag.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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