I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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