So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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