tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
