Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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