U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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