Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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