think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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