I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I think I just sharted jello shots
Randomize
