i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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