fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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