Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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