the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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