so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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