I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Sorry about my life...
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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