she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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