Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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