Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He shit in the fireplace
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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