she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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