Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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