Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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