this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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