I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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