Sry I called you an 8
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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