kristin has been a bad kristin
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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