dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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