Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You were trust falling into bushes
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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