turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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